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A guy phones
up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the
boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he
died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to
speak to his
boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR
BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz
. . ." he replied laughing, "I just love
hearing it. . . ."
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Guest:
"Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel
Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you
have the plate he usually eats from."
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SURD:
"Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's
the
weirdest thing, I
have
been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different
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This
one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying
out for a school play. He earned a part and went home
to tell his father. His
father was really proud of him. So his father asks
what part did you get?
He
replies I got the part of a man who has been married
for 25 years.
His
father congratulated him. And then he said "That's
good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
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